Hi! I'm back :)

Omg, I sincerely apologize for that insanely long period of inactivity. Just so you know, I may not be very active, so every time I have a week or two between my post, I'm apologizing to y'all.

Anyways, the good news is that my laptop got fixed! Before, some games (like Transformice and Animal Jam) wasn't able to operate on Adobe Flash, although the program was already updated.
However, now it (magically) can, so I'll definitely be more active here!

However, I have to go do my homework now (French >.<), so ciao for now! I'll be making more posts in the coming week :)

The Ballad of the Dot

Best Creature Ever

Behold, the rare and beautiful black dot. Dots make their home in cool, dry parchment, usually located near the bottom of sentence formations. Often times, three dots will instinctually join together into a social unit called an ellipses. With this symbiotic relationship, they can utilize one of their strongest natural defenses...passive aggressive remarks...

Sadly, however, these regal creatures are often hunted by humans for their usefulness in writing forum posts, silly emojis, and their opinions. Cruel people will take dots and contort them into weird shapes, like commas or semicolons. Please consider adopting one of these poor, helpless, perfectly round creatures. Remember, every time you use a dot, you take an innocent dot life; it's wrong, so dot do it...no excuses...Period. 

(credit to eldemore.com for the above description)

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 The Poem of the Dot

What a marvelous sight thee is
So fine, so pure
Like a speckle of night

Such in inconspicuous sight
Yet important in meaning
In each sentence

Oh, poor dot!
I pity thee for your
Cruel contortions

Thou has sacrificed
Thyself to aid
English grammar

What a pity it is
To put thee on the paper
And signify The End

Happy Birthday!

Little sister,

Happy Birthday! You're now about 6 hours old :)

Welcome to Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada, North America,Earth, Milky Way, Universe. Hope you enjoy it here <3

Cook an Egg Without the Stove

Have you ever wanted to, say, fry an egg, but you couldn't use the stove (for whatever reason, including, but not limited to: parents, laziness, last-minute-snack, alien abduction, just-don't-want-to-get-up, etc).

Well, here's your solution! (Couresty of my friend):
You can actually cook an egg with a microwave!

All you need is: an egg, salt/pepper (optional, for seasoning), a microwaveable bowl, and a microwave.

1.) Crack the egg into the bowl.

2.) Stir the egg with chopsticks/fork, etc. (Important: Please don't miss this step! The egg will explode and make a mess in your microwave!)

3.) Add seasoning (try not to overdo it; a pinch is good enough!)

4.) Microwave for about a minute. (I microwave it for 1:11). Please make sure that the egg is edible before you eat it! (No runny yolks/whites).

5.) Enjoy :)

(It doesn't taste the same as a fried egg, but it's also healthy! No oil needed!)

Leap Year

Feb 29, a day that occurs once per four years.

Also a day to reflect on the last four years, and your future. A Reflection Day for me, at least.

Happy Leap Year!

Ambigrams~

Ever thought of a word that you could read from another perspective and still have it mean the same? Now, I don't mean a palindrome. I mean an ambrigram.
(Also, please ignore that random page break there. I accidentally inserted it and now I have no idea how to remove that ;-;)

Happy Lunar New Year!

Year of the Monkey :)